Tell me what you don't like about yourself.

I think I’ve been avoiding Tumblr for months and months because I’m compiling a satire on Stanford, and I don’t want any of you to read my thoughts until it gets published and I become famous and end up signing your copy at your local bookstore.

I’ve clicked back at least 20 pages into history, and it’s good to see nothing has changed. Tumblr is still infested with useless pictures and lacking the substantial content that drove me to persist for months and months before.